She shot him a decidedly unamused look. “They set a trip wire,” she said. “Rather like the one Colin”—she turned to spear him with a hostile glare—“set for me in 1804.”
Colin’s lips twisted into a disbelieving expression. “You remember the date?”
“She remembers everything,” Benedict commented.
Eloise turned to glare at him.
Aching throat notwithstanding, Phillip was actually beginning to enjoy the interaction.
Eloise turned back to Anthony, regal as a queen. “I fell,” she said simply.
“On your eye?”
“On my hip, actually, but I didn’t have time to break my fall, and I hit my cheek. I imagine the bruising spread to the eye area.”
Anthony looked down at Phillip with a ferocious expression. “Is she telling the truth?”
Phillip nodded. “On my brother’s grave. The children will own up to it as well, should you feel the need to interrogate them.”
“Of course not,” Anthony said gruffly. “I would never—” He cleared his throat, then ordered, “Stand up.” But he tempered his tone by offering Phillip his hand.
Phillip took it, having already decided that Eloise’s brother would make a far finer ally than enemy. He eyed the four male Bridgertons warily, though, and his stance was defensive. He stood no chance if all four decided to charge at him at once, and he wasn’t convinced that that was not still a likely possibility.
At the end of the day, he was going to find himself either dead or married, and he wasn’t quite prepared to let the Bridgerton brothers take the matter to a vote.
And then, after Anthony silenced his four younger siblings with nothing more than a stare, he turned to Phillip and said, “Perhaps you should tell me what happened.”
Out of the corner of his eye, Phillip saw Eloise open her mouth to interrupt, then close it again, sitting down on a chair with an expression that, if it wasn’t meek, was at least meeker than anything he’d ever expected to see gracing her face.
Phillip decided that he needed to learn how to glare like Anthony Bridgerton. He’d have his children in line in no time.
“I don’t think Eloise will be interrupting us now,” Anthony said mildly. “Please, go on.”
Phillip glanced over at Eloise. She looked about ready to explode. But still, she held her tongue, which seemed a remarkable feat indeed, for one such as her.
Phillip briefly recounted the events that had led to Eloise’s arrival at Romney Hall. He told Anthony about the letters, beginning with Eloise’s letter of condolence, and how they had begun a friendly correspondence, pausing in his story only when Colin shook his head and murmured, “I always wondered what she was writing up in her room.”
When Phillip looked at him quizzically, he held up his hands and added, “Her fingers. They were always ink-stained, and I never knew why.”
Phillip finished his tale, concluding with, “So, as you see, I was looking for a wife. From the tone of her letters, she seemed intelligent and reasonable. My children, as you will come to realize should you remain long enough to meet them, can be rather, er”—he searched for the least unflattering adjective—“rambunctious,” he said, satisfied with his word choice. “I’d been hoping she would be a calming influence on them.”
“Eloise?” Benedict snorted, and Phillip could see from their expressions that the other three brothers agreed with his assessment.
And while Phillip might smile at Benedict’s comment about Eloise remembering everything, and even agree with Anthony about the muzzle, it was becoming apparent that the Bridgerton males did not hold their sister in the regard she deserved. “Your sister,” he said, his voice coming off sharp, “has been a marvelous influence upon my children. You would do well not to disparage her in my presence.”
He’d probably just issued his own death warrant. There were four of them, after all, and it wasn’t in his best interest to be insulting. But even if they had charged halfway across the country to protect Eloise’s virtue, there was no way he was going to stand here and listen to them snort and snuff and make a mockery of her.
Not Eloise. Not in front of him.
But to his great surprise, not a one of them had a retort, and in fact Anthony, who was still clearly the one in charge, held him with a level stare, assessing him as if he were peeling the layers back until he could see what lay hidden in his core.
“We have a great deal to talk about, you and I,” Anthony said quietly.
Phillip nodded. “I expect you will need to speak with your sister as well.”
Eloise shot him a grateful look. He wasn’t surprised. He couldn’t imagine she would take well to being left out of any decisions pertaining to her life. Hell, she wasn’t the sort to take well to being left out of anything.
“Yes,” Anthony said, “I do. In fact, I think we shall conduct our interview first, if you don’t mind.”
As if Phillip was stupid enough to argue with one Bridgerton while three more were glaring at him. “Please use my study,” he offered. “Eloise can show you the way.”
It was the wrong thing to say. None of the brothers cared to be reminded that Eloise had been in residence long enough to know her way around.
Anthony and Eloise left the room without another word, leaving Phillip alone with the remaining Bridgerton brothers.
“Mind if I sit?” Phillip asked, since he suspected he was going to be stuck here in the dining room for some time.
“Go right ahead,” Colin said expansively. Benedict and Gregory just continued to glare. Colin, Phillip noted, didn’t look particularly eager to strike up a friendship, either. He might have been marginally more amiable than his brothers, but his eyes showed a sharp shrewdness that Phillip rather thought he ought not underestimate.
“Please,” Phillip said, motioning to the food still on the table, “eat.”
Benedict and Gregory scowled at him as if he’d offered poison, but Colin sat across from him and plucked a crusty roll off a plate.
“They’re quite good,” Phillip said, even though he’d not had the opportunity to partake that evening.
“Good,” Colin muttered, taking a bite. “I’m famished.”
“How can you think of food?” Gregory said angrily.
“I always think of food,” Colin replied, his eyes searching the table until he located the butter. “What else is there?”
“Your wife,” Benedict drawled.
“Ah, yes, my wife,” Colin said with a nod. He turned to Phillip, leveled a hard stare at him, and said, “Just so that you are aware, I would have rather spent the night with my wife.”
Phillip couldn’t think of a reply that might not hint at insult to the absent Mrs. Bridgerton, so he just nodded and buttered a roll of his own.
Colin took a huge bite, then spoke with his mouth full, the etiquette breach a clear insult to his host. “We’ve only been married a few weeks.”
Phillip raised one of his brows in question.
“Still newlyweds.”
Phillip nodded, since some sort of response seemed to be required.
Colin leaned forward. “I really did not want to leave my wife.”
“I see,” Phillip murmured, since truly, what else could he have said?
“Do you understand what he’s saying?” Gregory demanded.
Colin turned and sent a chilling look at his brother, who was clearly too young to have mastered the fine art of nuance and circumspect speech. Phillip waited until Colin had turned back to the table, offered him a plate of asparagus (which he took), then said, “I gather you miss your wife.”
There was a beat of silence, and then Colin said, after sending one last disdainful glance at his brother, “Indeed.”
Phillip looked over at Benedict, since he was the only one uninvolved in the latest spat.
Big mistake. Benedict was flexing his hands, still looking as if he regretted not strangling him when he had his chance.
Phillip then turned his gaze to Gregory, whose arms were crossed angrily over his chest. His entire body practically quivered with fury, perhaps aimed at Phillip, perhaps at his family, who’d been treating him like a green boy all evening. Phillip’s glance was not met with favor. Gregory’s chin jutted angrily out, his teeth clenched, and—
And Phillip had had enough of that. He looked back to Colin.
Colin was still working on his food, having somehow managed to charm the servants into bringing him a bowl of soup. He’d set down his spoon, though, and was presently examining his other hand, idly flexing each finger in turn, murmuring a word as each pointed out toward Phillip.
“Miss. My. Wife.”
“Bloody hell,” Phillip finally burst out. “If you’re going to break my legs, would you just go ahead and do it now?”
Chapter 10
. . . you will never know how unfortunate you are, dearest Penelope, to have sisters only. Brothers are ever so much more fun.
—from Eloise Bridgerton
to Penelope Featherington,
following a midnight ride in Hyde Park
with her three older brothers
“Here are your choices,” Anthony said, sitting behind Phillip’s desk as if he owned the place. “You can marry him in one week, or you can marry him in two.”
Eloise’s mouth fell open into a horrified oval. “Anthony!”
“Did you expect me to suggest an alternative?” he asked mildly. “I suppose we might stretch it to three, given a sufficiently compelling reason.”
She hated when he spoke like that, as if he were reasonable and wise, and she were nothing more than a recalcitrant child. It was far better when he ranted and raved. Then, at least, she could pretend he was mad in the head and she was a poor, beleaguered innocent.
“I don’t see why you would object,” he continued. “Didn’t you come here with the intention to marry him?”
“No! I came here with the intention to find out if he was suitable for marriage.”
“And is he?”
“I don’t know,” she said. “It’s only been two days.”
“And yet,” Anthony said, idly examining his fingernails in the dim candlelight, “that’s still more than enough time to ruin your reputation.”
“Does anyone know I was gone?” she quickly asked. “Outside the family, that is.”
“Not yet,” he admitted, “but someone will find out. Someone always finds out.”
“There was supposed to be a chaperone,” Eloise said sullenly.
“Was there?” he asked, his voice perfectly conversational, as if he were asking if there was supposed to have been lamb for dinner, or maybe a hunting expedition arranged for his entertainment.
“She’s coming soon.”
“Hmmm. Too bad for her I arrived first.”
“Too bad for everyone,” Eloise muttered.