Daphne blinked with surprise. “No, of course not. Why do you ask?”
“You look terrible,” he said.
“Colin!” Penelope interjected.
He shrugged. “She does. I asked about it when we first arrived.”
“But still,” his wife admonished, “you shouldn’t—”
“If I can’t say something to her, who can?” he said plainly. “Or more to the point, who will?”
Penelope dropped her voice to an urgent whisper. “It’s not the sort of thing one talks about.”
He stared at her for a moment. Then he looked at Daphne. Then he turned back to his wife. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he said.
Penelope’s lips parted, and her cheeks went a bit pink. She looked over at Daphne, as if to say, Well?
Daphne just sighed. Was her condition that obvious?
Penelope gave Colin an impatient look. “She’s—” She turned back to Daphne. “You are, aren’t you?”
Daphne gave a tiny nod of confirmation.
Penelope looked at her husband with a certain degree of smugness. “She’s pregnant.”
Colin froze for about one half a second before continuing on in his usual unflappable manner. “No, she’s not.”
“She is,” Penelope replied.
Daphne decided not to speak. She was feeling queasy, anyway.
“Her youngest is seventeen,” Colin pointed out. He glanced over at Daphne. “He is, isn’t he?”
“Sixteen,” Daphne murmured.
“Sixteen,” he repeated, directing this at Penelope. “Still.”
“Still?”
“Still.”
Daphne yawned. She couldn’t help it. She was just exhausted these days.
“Colin,” Penelope said, in that patient yet vaguely condescending tone that Daphne loved to hear directed at her brother, “David’s age hardly has anything to do with—”
“I realize that,” he cut in, giving her a vaguely annoyed look. “But don’t you think, if she were going to . . .” He waved a hand in Daphne’s general direction, leaving her to wonder if he could not bring himself to utter the word pregnant in relation to his own sister.
He cleared his throat. “Well, there wouldn’t have been a sixteen-year gap.”
Daphne closed her eyes for a moment, then let her head settle against the back of the sofa. She really should feel embarrassed. This was her brother. And even if he was using rather vague terms, he was talking about the most intimate aspects of her marriage.
She let out a tired little noise, something between a sigh and a hum. She was too sleepy to be embarrassed. And maybe too old, too. Women ought to be able to dispense with maidenly fits of modesty when they passed forty.
Besides, Colin and Penelope were bickering, and that was a good thing. It took their minds off Georgie.
Daphne found it rather entertaining, really. It was lovely to watch any of her brothers stuck in a stalemate with his wife.
Forty-one definitely wasn’t too old to feel just a little bit of pleasure at the discomfort of one’s brothers. Although—she yawned again—it would be more entertaining if she were a bit more alert to enjoy it. Still . . .
“Did she fall asleep?”
Colin stared at his sister in disbelief.
“I think she did,” Penelope replied.
He stretched toward her, craning his neck for a better view. “There are so many things I could do to her right now,” he mused. “Frogs, locusts, rivers turning to blood.”
“Colin!”
“It’s so tempting.”
“It’s also proof,” Penelope said with a hint of a smirk.
“Proof?”
“She’s pregnant! Just like I said.” When he did not agree with her quickly enough, she added, “Have you ever known her to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation?”
“Not since—” He cut himself off.
Penelope’s smirk grew significantly less subtle. “Exactly.”
“I hate when you’re right,” he grumbled.
“I know. Pity for you I so often am.”
He glanced back over at Daphne, who was starting to snore. “I suppose we should stay with her,” he said, somewhat reluctantly.
“I’ll ring for her maid,” Penelope said.
“Do you think Simon knows?”
Penelope glanced over her shoulder once she reached the bellpull. “I have no idea.”
Colin just shook his head. “Poor bloke is in for the surprise of his life.”
When Simon finally returned to London, fully one week delayed, he was exhausted. He had always been a more involved landowner than most of his peers—even as he found himself approaching the age of fifty. And so when several of his fields flooded, including one that provided the sole income for a tenant family, he rolled up his sleeves and got to work alongside his men.
Figuratively, of course. All sleeves had most definitely been down. It had been bloody cold in Sussex. Worse when one was wet. Which of course they all had been, what with the flood and all.
So he was tired, and he was still cold—he wasn’t sure his fingers would ever regain their previous temperature—and he missed his family. He would have asked them to join him in the country, but the girls were preparing for the season, and Daphne had looked a bit peaked when he left.
He hoped she wasn’t coming down with a cold. When she got sick, the entire household felt it.
She thought she was a stoic. He had once tried to point out that a true stoic wouldn’t go about the house repeatedly saying, “No, no, I’m fine,” as she sagged into a chair.
Actually, he had tried to point this out twice. The first time he said something she had not responded. At the time, he’d thought she hadn’t heard him. In retrospect, however, it was far more likely that she had chosen not to hear him, because the second time he said something about the true nature of a stoic, her response had been such that . . .
Well, let it be said that when it came to his wife and the common cold, his lips would never again form words other than “You poor, poor dear” and “May I fetch you some tea?”
There were some things a man learned after two decades of marriage.
When he stepped into the front hall, the butler was waiting, his face in its usual mode—that is to say, completely devoid of expression.
“Thank you, Jeffries,” Simon murmured, handing him his hat.
“Your brother-in-law is here,” Jeffries told him.
Simon paused. “Which one?” He had seven.
“Mr. Colin Bridgerton, Your Grace. With his family.”
Simon cocked his head. “Really?” He didn’t hear chaos and commotion.
“They are out, your grace.”
“And the duchess?”
“She is resting.”
Simon could not suppress a groan. “She’s not ill, is she?”
Jeffries, in a most un-Jeffries-like manner, blushed. “I could not say, your grace.”
Simon regarded Jeffries with a curious eye. “Is she ill, or isn’t she?”
Jeffries swallowed, cleared his throat, and then said, “I believe she is tired, your grace.”
“Tired,” Simon repeated, mostly to himself since it was clear that Jeffries would expire of inexplicable embarrassment if he pursued the conversation further. Shaking his head, he headed upstairs, adding, “Of course, she’s tired. Colin’s got four children under the age of ten, and she probably thinks she’s got to mother the lot while they’re here.”
Maybe he’d have a lie-down next to her. He was exhausted, too, and he always slept better when she was near.
The door to their room was shut when he got to it, and he almost knocked—it was a habit to do so at a closed door, even if it did lead to his own bedchamber—but at the last moment he instead gripped the doorknob and gave a soft push. She could be sleeping. If she truly was tired, he ought to let her rest.
Stepping lightly, he entered the room. The curtains were partway drawn, and he could see Daphne lying in bed, still as a bone. He tiptoed closer. She did look pale, although it was hard to tell in the dim light.
He yawned and sat on the opposite side of the bed, leaning forward to pull off his boots. He loosened his cravat and then slid it off entirely, scooting himself toward her. He wasn’t going to wake her, just snuggle up for a bit of warmth.
He’d missed her.
Settling in with a contented sigh, he put his arm around her, resting its weight just below her rib cage, and—
“Grughargh!”
Daphne shot up like a bullet and practically hurled herself from the bed.
“Daphne?” Simon sat up, too, just in time to see her race for the chamber pot.
The chamber pot????
“Oh dear,” he said, wincing as she retched. “Fish?”
“Don’t say that word,” she gasped.
Must have been fish. They really needed to find a new fishmonger here in town.
He crawled out of bed to find a towel. “Can I get you anything?”
She didn’t answer. He hadn’t really expected her to. Still, he held out the towel, trying not to flinch when she threw up for what had to be the fourth time.
“You poor, poor dear,” he murmured. “I’m so sorry this happened to you. You haven’t been like this since—”
Since . . .
Oh, dear God.
“Daphne?”His voice shook. Hell, his whole body shook.
She nodded.
“But . . . how . . . ? ”
“The usual way, I imagine,” she said, gratefully taking the towel.
“But it’s been— It’s been—” He tried to think. He couldn’t think. His brain had completely ceased working.
“I think I’m done,” she said. She sounded exhausted. “Could you get me a bit of water?”
“Are you certain?” If he recalled correctly, the water would pop right back up and into the chamber pot.
“It’s over there,” she said, motioning weakly to a pitcher on a table. “I’m not going to swallow it.”
He poured her a glass and waited while she swished out her mouth.
“Well,” he said, clearing his throat several times, “I . . . ah . . .” He coughed again. He could not get a word out to save his life. And he couldn’t blame his stutter this time.
“Everyone knows,” Daphne said, placing her hand on his arm for support as she moved back to bed.
“Everyone?” he echoed.